16 things to NOT wear in clubs in Ibiza
Do you want to save face in front of your friends and thousands of people in the clubs in Ibiza? What happens in Ibiza gets shared on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram, so this is what you should definitely not wear in clubs in Ibiza.
It doesn’t matter how drunk you get, DON’T WEAR THIS!!!
2: Pacha T-Shirt In Amnesia
The bouncer hit hard and are loyal to the clubs. Wear at your own risk.
Just because P Diddy does it, doesn’t mean you should. His ‘Yes Men’ are the reasons why he gets away with it.
4: Fake Tan
The weather is hot enough here. There are 300 days of sun.
5: Denim on Denim
No explanation is needed here.
6: LED Screens on T-Shirts (In fact, anything with batteries)
Guys take note….girls do not find this cool or sexy.
7: Matching Clothes
Unless you are 15 (which you shouldn’t be in a club anyway), this is not allowed.
9: Ugg Boots
Uggs in a club. Rhymes well, looks sh*t.
10: Flip Flops With Socks
11: Skirts That Are Too Short
Can be a good thing, but in some cases its a no no.
12: Underarm Hair
The only reason you should wear a onesie in a club is if you are invited to DJ with David Guetta on a Tuesday night in the West End of San Antonio while wearing flip flops with socks. If you do not fit this criteria then stay away from your onesie.
14: Dress As A Mime
Yes you will get a lot of pictures BUT it is not because you are cool.
15: A Football Kit
It doesn’t matter how much you love or support those 11 players on the pitch, wearing your football kit in a club will end up on Instagram.
Do you remember the episode in Friends when Ross wore leather trousers and never lived it down? That could be you!!!
So there you have it, 16 things to not wear in clubs in Ibiza. As well as wearing the correct gear, also have a look at things to do in Ibiza. And when you are in need for a VIP table in Ibiza click here and we will create an experience you will never forget.